Imagine if you will: You’re in Texas, you’ve been evicted, you have no place to go and you’re starving.

Ignoring the last scrap of dignity you have left, you try to eat your neighbor’s trash rather than stealing food. In doing so, the neighbor calls the cops and has you arrested for eating his trash without permission and that means jail time.

I can only imagine the situation that had to come up in order for this law to be passed. Was everybody eating each other’s trash? Really, if it’s trash, it means the person didn’t want it anymore, so what’s the problem if someone else wants to eat your rotten Wheaties? It’s sad enough they are trying to eat out of your trash, do you really have to add insult to injury?

Well, at least in jail the food’s free.

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