Inner City Whales

“That humpback owes us money!”

This next law is not only weird, but also physically impossible to break. Apparently, it is illegal to shoot any animal from your car in Tennessee, unless it’s a whale. Now I don’t think that’s a euphemism for an overweight person, but whales also don’t live in Tennessee being that it’s landlocked and all. So what is this law all about? I have no idea. There’s no way it can be just some outdated law from the 1800’s, because Tennessee never had a coast! It just can’t be done. This isn’t a silly law, it’s plain ludicrous. However, if I’m ever driving through Tennessee and I see a whale attacking another person, it’s nice to know I can stop the heinous crime quickly. All kidding aside though, it’s truly mind boggling indeed.