“Arrest that elephant!”

We all know that if you take your dog for a walk in most places, they need to be on a leash, fair enough. In San Francisco, however, those laws look like little panzy girls. Evidentely, you can not walk your elephant down Market Street in San Fran unless they are on a leash.

This could be because they have parades there often or something like that but it’s I think it’s a little ridiculous to expect someone to have any semblence of control over a elephant with just a leash. Really, it must be pretty hard to enforce such a law. It’s not as if a police officer is going to come up to the elephant and handcuff him. “That’s is, Dumbo, we’re going downtown. Now get in the Crown Vic.”

Does this law only apply to Market Street, meaning that you can take your elephant other places without a leash? Whatever the case, the fact that this law even has to exist is unorthodox enough to be considered stupid.

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